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frapes:

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frapes:

queued

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sarah-the-artiste:

mrsmarymorstan:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

simonsayspegg:

unelanabolvangar:

can we just agree that hermione doesn’t give two shits about throwing rocks in the water. she knows exactly what she’s doing bless her

nO BUT
FLICK
HE LITERALLY JUST TAUGHT HER WHAT SHE TAUGHT HIM IN THE FIRST BOOK
YO
SWISH AND FLICK
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING

[SCREAMS OUT LOUD]

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OH MY GOD

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doglets:

actually all of my systems are nervous

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vesley:

I only want to wear underwear and a crown all day

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zackisontumblr:

my soul mate is most likely a grilled cheese

(via peanutbutta)

moaninqly:

wondurs:

kissingeverysinglenight:

marcelinogio:

If you really love her, you’ll be patient with her. 
She’s not always that sweet, cute and loving girl that loves to tease you, play with you, kiss you and do those cute stuff with you. She’s not always that nice girl who gives you that warm smile and loves to play with your hair and tickle your stomach. Because sometimes or should I say most of the times, she can be that annoying girl who will test your patience. She can be an irritating, thick-headed girl who loves to run in circles and give you mixed signals that’ll surely freak you out. She will get in your nerve and dealing with her is not that easy. Her unpredictability can be a big problem knowing that she’s not that easy to read and thinking of what you’ll do with her when she’s in that state is like a solving a puzzle, very hard. She wants you to chase after her, and if you don’t, she’ll get mad. She’ll push you one second, and then pull you the next. She can be a real problem in the ass. 
But then again, if you really love her, you’ll be patient with her. In the beginning, you already know that she isn’t the easiest girl to put up with. You should already know that she’s unpredictable and that once in a while, this behavior of her will possess her, and that when this time comes, you should know what to do already. Because she’s your girl. She’s the extension of yourself so you should know her that well. If she’s mad, and she’s provoking you, then you should know how to calm yourself down because if you also let anger eats you, you’ll just fight and it won’t do you any good. If she’s sad, you should already know the right timing for everything. You know when is the right time to crack a joke, when is the right time to be serious, and when is the right time to just sit down with her and listen. She can be annoying and irritating, but at the end of the day, she can also be that sweet, loving and submissive girl. You just can’t love her sweet side, because if you really love her, you’ll also love her rough parts. 

love this so much, utter perfection

fav post ever this is beyond perfect

perfff

moaninqly:

wondurs:

kissingeverysinglenight:

marcelinogio:

If you really love her, you’ll be patient with her. 

She’s not always that sweet, cute and loving girl that loves to tease you, play with you, kiss you and do those cute stuff with you. She’s not always that nice girl who gives you that warm smile and loves to play with your hair and tickle your stomach. Because sometimes or should I say most of the times, she can be that annoying girl who will test your patience. She can be an irritating, thick-headed girl who loves to run in circles and give you mixed signals that’ll surely freak you out. She will get in your nerve and dealing with her is not that easy. Her unpredictability can be a big problem knowing that she’s not that easy to read and thinking of what you’ll do with her when she’s in that state is like a solving a puzzle, very hard. She wants you to chase after her, and if you don’t, she’ll get mad. She’ll push you one second, and then pull you the next. She can be a real problem in the ass. 

But then again, if you really love her, you’ll be patient with her. In the beginning, you already know that she isn’t the easiest girl to put up with. You should already know that she’s unpredictable and that once in a while, this behavior of her will possess her, and that when this time comes, you should know what to do already. Because she’s your girl. She’s the extension of yourself so you should know her that well. If she’s mad, and she’s provoking you, then you should know how to calm yourself down because if you also let anger eats you, you’ll just fight and it won’t do you any good. If she’s sad, you should already know the right timing for everything. You know when is the right time to crack a joke, when is the right time to be serious, and when is the right time to just sit down with her and listen. She can be annoying and irritating, but at the end of the day, she can also be that sweet, loving and submissive girl. You just can’t love her sweet side, because if you really love her, you’ll also love her rough parts. 

love this so much, utter perfection

fav post ever this is beyond perfect

perfff

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steampoweredcupcake:

cornputer:

assindeto:

take me to art museums and make out with me

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

that was the smoothest fucking thing ive ever heard

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it actually pisses me off so much that there’s the whole world out there, yet I’m just going to school every day. while I could be off finding wonderful things in foreign cities or climbing mountains or helping people or just wandering, and I feel like I’d learn so much more doing that instead, really.

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Don’t be slutty, don’t have sex. But be sexy. If you’re too sexy though and you get raped, then that’s you’re own fault because you’re not actually supposed to listen to us about being sexy, even though we tell you your value is derived from how sexy you are. If you get into a position of power, we will assume that you used your sex appeal to get there and not your brains and we will mock you even though we told you the only thing that mattered was your sex appeal. Make yourself accessible to me, but holy shit stop being so desperate and needy. Don’t be a tease. If we want to have sex with you, don’t friendzone us, even though we just fucking told you not to have sex.

patriarchy proverb (via stfueverything)

WELL THAT ABOUT SUMS IT UP

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clefaiwy:

My mom told me to “find a man who respects you like a sea captain respects the sea.” A man who looks at you with awe and reverence but knows you are a force of nature. I like that.

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I'm off
To see
The Wizard.